Now gather round and listen carefully
For I am going to tell you a cheerful little story.
It started out simple enough,
I woke up this early this morning (cough)
Then I switched on the computer
And brushed my teeth thereafter
Throughout my time
I got quite pissed, you might chime
Mosquitoes attacked me from all directions
Then I had a wee recollection
I remembered when Xinyi told me,
"I wanna be a vampire, wouldn't that be a delight?"
"Why would you want to be a bloodsucking parasite?"
"But being a vampire would be so cool!"
Then I said, "Why don't you just attend law school?"
Spent my morning in cyberspace
With a look of boredom on my face
Zexion and Demyx look so cute together
We as fangirls wouldn't have them with any other
The Mythbusters, they blew things up real good
Just like how they always would
I ate my lunch when the train station exploded
And quite a lot of trees got detonated
Boy do I feel sorry for Buster
Sooner or later, he'll be one fried mister
Late in the afternoon, I switched on the air-con
And then came my friend Rhiannon
With chocolates, we laughed all day
And thought that Richard Simmons was gay
It's funny how funny people are
When they need to check for penguins under their car
Xemnas, that old snob no one respects
Ever since they found out his name reorders to Mansex
My fingers ran across the keyboard-piano-thing
And soon the tune seems to sing
Rhia tried playing River Flows in You
She learned real fast, yes it is true
I played Seeds of Love
In my desperation to improve
Yes I suck at playing the piano
Hear my 'concert' and you'll go off like a volcano
Had fun with L's real name
It was such a fun little game
Rhia said Lactose was what L meant
Maybe that's why his name he came to resent?
Pretty soon we were laughing again
At how nothing ever has a brain
Two plus two equals five, really?
The notion seems kinda silly
But Uncyclopedia proved them wrong
A truth we denied all along
Cake is always the best option
Says the article in its description
To be or not to be?
Why can't we all see
That there is one more selection
Cake is always the best option
Hamlet is an idiot, we know now
So let's just take a bow
One more lesson we've learnt
Currency has nothing to do with accent
Rhia, I thought you knew better
Now we know that knowledge's a dead letter
One last thing to note
For there's nothing else I'd quote
We had some fun with Axel
Who knew he was a model?
For the final time
You sure proved ROFL a crime
When laughter seeped into our bones
We realized someone put alcohol in the Toblerones
We said our goodbye
You and I
But I realized it was too late
When I accidentally called you Chocolate
I try to not rhyme, to no avail
And this is the end of my little tale
I decided to write this blog post in poetry because of overdose of Hoedowns and a great afternoon. This is what chocolate can do to you, kids. So eat as much as you like!!!
Rhia, for you I shout "Hooray!"
Thank you for this wonderful day!
That past vanishes in a blizzard of pink and white... 5:04 AM
Born of the twin fish Pisces on the 8th of March
